At the edge of Trabuco Canyon, nestled among the rolling hills and whispering oaks, there’s a little rescue called Hanaeleh where second chances live and hay disappears faster than a bag of chips at a sleepover.
- Meet Ollie – a spirited Irish Sport horse with the appetite of a linebacker and the energy of a golden retriever.
- Meet Darcy – a dashing Friesian who prefers quiet mornings, gentle brushes, and being admired by all who know him.
They live side by side. They tolerate each other. They sometimes like each other.
They are… NEIGH-BORS. This is their story.
FADE IN
Close-up of the front of the face of a brown horse as he’s eating hay out of his bin. Scarfing noises can be heard.
NARRATOR (excited voice)
He’s an 18 year-old retired Irish Sport horse who loves eating!
CUT TO a side view of a black horse as he sedately eats his hay.
NARRATOR (excited voice)
And he’s a 10 year-old Friesian who enjoys being pampered!
CUT TO a view of both horses side-by-side in their stalls.
NARRATOR (excited voice)
You’ve seen The Odd Couple, Bosom Buddies and Rick and Morty. From the people who didn’t make any of those shows, now comes a new show about the hilarious antics of the two most unlikely friends! These two horses who have almost nothing in common find out what it means to be: NEIGH-BORS!
CUE MUSIC:
They’re NEIGH-bors, they’re NEIGH-bors!
One likes to eat all day,
His favorite thing is hay.
He was bred to jump and leap,
But he’d rather eat than sleep.
They’re NEIGH-bors!
The other loves to be adored,
He knows he’ll never be ignored.
He’s sweet and a little shy,
But the ladies swoon when he walks by.
They’re NEIGH-bors, they’re NEIGH-bors!
They might be friends,
but they won’t share food,
and they might kick and bite and be a bit rude!
They’re NEIGH-bors!
NARRATOR
This week on NEIGH-bors, the story of the human with the bag of carrots!
A mysterious crinkle is heard in the distance.
One human. One bag of carrots.
Two horses. Zero patience.
FADE OUT
THE END
OLLIE:
DARCY:
NEIGH-BORS HAVING FUN IN THE ARENA:
